Every group has their inside jokes and funny quotes that they repeat over and over. The details of this story are fuzzy from old memory, but the punch-line has been ingrained in my brain.
Our gaming group had recently started a new campaign. Our low-level adventurers had been traveling through a dangerous part of the country-side. We encountered some random NPC who joined our camp for the night. This, in turn, led to the anticipated ambush of pirates/undead/monsters/whatever, so we all jumped into battle.
All except the guest NPC.
After a few rounds of combat things did not look like they were going in our favor. One member of…Read more