We were playing through a game of AD&D, and were spending most of one particular session sailing across a large lake. To pass the time, our Monk and our Sea-Spirit Cleric decided to fish from the front of the ship.
The DM rolled a few dice and said that the Cleric gets a bite. He tried to pull the catch in, but to no avail. The Cleric then handed his rod to the Monk and uttered the words that would be famous in our group for the rest of time: "SWAN DIVE!"
The DM sat there, slack-jawed for a moment before confirming that we all heard the same thing. He then made a public roll. Natural 20.
The DM informed our Cleric that he dove…Read more