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Pants Not Optional

Posted by Fruitov Theloom on October 01, 2015

Half-Orc Barbarians are known for many things, intelligence not being one of them.

In the case of one particular Half-Orc, however, dumb luck should have been his middle name.

During his first dungeon crawl, our Half-Orc friend decided that the best way through a locked door was to destroy the door. It broke to pieces, but shocked the Barbarian oaf in its death throes (yes, in D&D even doors can have death throes).

Well, we got through the rest of the dungeon well enough, and went to exploring the rooms we had previously ignored. There was nothing - no valuable treasures to be found, just a couple of random wooden tables.…

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